Friday, January 20, 2012


Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain.
Just pray for a better umbrella. That is attitude.
When flood comes, fish eat ants & when flood recedes, ants eat fish. Only time matters.Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!
Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them, Wall or Bridge?
Remember you are the architect of your life.
Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where n is the number of solutions that you have tried and 1 is that you have not tried.
That's life.
It's not important to hold all the good cards in life.
But it's important how well you play with the cards which you hold.
Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from above and
says, `relax dear it’s just a bend. Not the end.
Have Faith and have a successful life.
When you feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am really so beautiful and strong, there is nothing that I can't do,
and you will overcome your sadness. 
One of the basic differences between God and human is, God gives, gives and forgives. But human gets, gets, gets and forgets.
Be thankful in life!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

15 GREAT THOUGHTS BY CHANAKYA

1) "Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!"

2)"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first."

3)"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."

4)"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."

5)" Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

6)"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

7)"The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."

8)"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."

9)"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

10)"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."

11) "A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

12) "Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness."

13) "Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."

14) "Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

15) "Education is the Best Friend. An Educated Person is Respected Everywhere. Education beats the Beauty and the Youth."

Friday, December 2, 2011

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DECOMPOSE



Banana Peel- 3-4 weeks
Orange peels- 6 months
Apple Core- 2 months
Paper Bag- 1 month
Cardboard- 2 months
Milk Cartons- 5 years
Newspaper- 6 weeks
Paper Towel- 2-4 weeks
Cotton Glove- 3 months
Tinned Steel Can- 50 years
Aluminum Can- 200-500 years
Disposable Diapers- 550 years
Plastic Bags- 20-1000 years
Glass- 1-2 million years
Cigarette Butts- 10-12 years
Leather shoes- 25-40 years
Rubber-Boot Sole- 50-80 years
Plastic containers- 50-80 years
Monofilament Fishing Line- 600 years
Foamed Plastic Cups- 50 years
Wool Sock- 1-5 years
Plywood- 1-3 years
Plastic Bottles- 450 years
 
I request you please share this piece of information in your network as much as you can. 
This will create awareness amongst people that this is also one of the reasons related to Global Green House Effect.

Friday, November 25, 2011


WIFE VS. HUSBAND


A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."



W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can  be  so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

and..trys is the best one according to me "the silent treatment"

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to  wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.  Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.  The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !!

Saturday, October 22, 2011

*"Even if you have nothing, you can get anything. *
*But your Attitude & Approach should be posititve."*

Tuesday, September 27, 2011


  • As you get older three things happen. The firstis your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
    -Sir Norman Wisdom
  • One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
    -Edgar Watson Howe
  • A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
    -Doug Larson
  • A harmful truth is always better then a useful lie!
    -Eric Bolton
  • When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
    -Erno Philips
  • I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
    -Robert Paul
  • We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
    -Phyllis Diller
  • Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
    -Victor Borge
  • Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
    -W.C. Fields
  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
    -Will Rogers
  • Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
    -Mickey Rooney
  • Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
    -Tim Allen
  • If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' -they leave skid marks.
    -Rita Rudner
  • I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
    -Woody Allen
  • Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
    -Erica Jong
  • Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive.
    -Elbert Hubbard
  • Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
    -Wendell Johnson
  • In life, it's not who you know that's important, its how your wife found out.
    -Joey Adams
  • I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
    -Henry Youngman
  • Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

See it :-) Make Them See It :-)

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India's Total Population 118 Crores 
Daily Death - 62389
Daily Birth - 86853
Total Blinds - 682497 


If Daily Dead People Donate their Eyes,   
within 11 Days all Blinds will be able to See.

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Then in India there will b NO Blinds. 
Don't Delete this message without Sending 
Atleast to 1 Person 
KINDNESS Costs NOTHING.

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Help them also to see like us