Thelusuko ..... తెలుసుకో......

2012-01-20T22:51:00.001-08:00

Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain.

Just pray for a better umbrella. That is attitude.
When flood comes, fish eat ants & when flood recedes, ants eat fish. Only time matters.Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!
Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them, Wall or Bridge?

Remember you are the architect of your life.
Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where n is the number of solutions that you have tried and 1 is that you have not tried.

That's life.
It's not important to hold all the good cards in life.

But it's important how well you play with the cards which you hold.
Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from above and
says, `relax dear it’s just a bend. Not the end.

Have Faith and have a successful life.
When you feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am really so beautiful and strong, there is nothing that I can't do,

and you will overcome your sadness.
One of the basic differences between God and human is, God gives, gives and forgives. But human gets, gets, gets and forgets.

Be thankful in life!

15 GREAT THOUGHTS BY CHANAKYA

2011-12-22T06:39:00.001-08:00

1) "Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!"

2)"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first."

3)"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."

4)"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."

5)" Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

6)"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

7)"The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."

8)"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."

9)"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

10)"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."

11) "A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

12) "Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness."

13) "Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."

14) "Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

15) "Education is the Best Friend. An Educated Person is Respected Everywhere. Education beats the Beauty and the Youth."

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DECOMPOSE

2011-12-02T07:29:00.001-08:00

Banana Peel- 3-4 weeks
Orange peels- 6 months
Apple Core- 2 months
Paper Bag- 1 month
Cardboard- 2 months
Milk Cartons- 5 years
Newspaper- 6 weeks
Paper Towel- 2-4 weeks
Cotton Glove- 3 months
Tinned Steel Can- 50 years
Aluminum Can- 200-500 years
Disposable Diapers- 550 years
Plastic Bags- 20-1000 years
Glass- 1-2 million years
Cigarette Butts- 10-12 years
Leather shoes- 25-40 years
Rubber-Boot Sole- 50-80 years
Plastic containers- 50-80 years
Monofilament Fishing Line- 600 years
Foamed Plastic Cups- 50 years
Wool Sock- 1-5 years
Plywood- 1-3 years
Plastic Bottles- 450 years

I request you please share this piece of information in your network as much as you can.
This will create awareness amongst people that this is also one of the reasons related to Global Green House Effect.

2011-11-25T08:33:00.001-08:00

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

and..trys is the best one according to me "the silent treatment"

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !!

2011-10-22T06:15:00.001-07:00

*"Even if you have nothing, you can get anything. *
*But your Attitude & Approach should be posititve."*

2011-09-27T06:19:00.001-07:00

As you get older three things happen. The firstis your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
-Sir Norman Wisdom
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
-Edgar Watson Howe
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
-Doug Larson
A harmful truth is always better then a useful lie!
-Eric Bolton
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
-Erno Philips
I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
-Robert Paul
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
-Phyllis Diller
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
-Victor Borge
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
-W.C. Fields
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-Will Rogers
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
-Mickey Rooney
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
-Tim Allen
If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' -they leave skid marks.
-Rita Rudner
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-Erica Jong
Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive.
-Elbert Hubbard
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-Wendell Johnson
In life, it's not who you know that's important, its how your wife found out.
-Joey Adams
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
-Henry Youngman
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

See it :-) Make Them See It :-)

2011-09-14T00:43:00.000-07:00

India's Total Population 118 Crores
Daily Death - 62389
Daily Birth - 86853
Total Blinds - 682497

If Daily Dead People Donate their Eyes,

within 11 Days all Blinds will be able to See.

Then in India there will b NO Blinds.
Don't Delete this message without Sending
Atleast to 1 Person

KINDNESS Costs NOTHING.

Help them also to see like us

Important Info

2011-08-31T10:08:00.000-07:00

*Can ELECTRICITY pass through Flash light of the Digital camera to your
body???*

*Yes it is 100% true.*

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*This is a true incidence reported of a boy aged 19, who was studying in 1st
year of engineering, who died in Keshvani Hospital, Mumbai. He was admitted
in the Hospital as a burned patient.*

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*Reason?*

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*This boy had gone to Amravati (a place located in State of Maharashtra ) on
a study tour, on their return they were waiting at the railway station to
catch the train. Many of them started taking pictures of their friends using
"Mobile Phones" and / or "Digital Camera". One of them complained that, he
was unable to capture the full group of friends in one frame in the Digicam.
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*This boy moved away to a distance to get the whole group.*

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*He failed to notice that at an angle above his head, 40,000 volts
electrical line was passing through.*

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*As soon as he clicked the digital camera? 40,000 volt current passed
through the camera flash light to his camera and then from his camera to his
fingers & to his body. All this happened within a fraction of a second. His
body was half burned.*

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*They arranged for an ambulance & his burned body was brought to Keshavani
Hospital, Mumbai.*

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*For one & half days or so he was conscious & talking. Doctors did not have
much hopes as there was a lot of complex issues in his body. He passed away
later.*

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*Now how many of us are aware about these technical threats & dangers?*

*Even if we*

*are, how many of us are adhering??*

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*Now should we call ourselves as educated and knowledgeable people?*

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** Please avoid mobile phones on petrol outlets.*

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** Please avoid talking on mobile phones while driving.*

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** Change that "Chalta Hai Yaar Attitude".*

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** Please avoid talking on mobile phones while kept in charging mode without
disconnecting from wall socket.*

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** Please do not keep mobile phones on your bed while charging and / on
wooden furniture.*

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** Avoid using mobile phones / Digital cameras near high voltage electrical
lines like in railway stations and avoid using flash.*

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*You could create a safety awareness among people by sharing this
information....*

"ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency)

2011-08-27T18:14:00.000-07:00

We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends.

If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency?

Hence this "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency).

The concept of "ICE" is The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency

Service personnel and hospital Staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialing the number you have stored as "ICE." For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference! Let's spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our Mobile phones today!
Please forward this. It won't take too many "forwards" before everybody will know about this It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest . Remember:-
ICE will speak for you when you are not able to

DR B SRINIVASA RAO

Vice Principal
Professor and Head
Department of Physiology
GANDHI MEDICAL COLLEGE
SECUNDERABAD 500003
Mobile: 98490 14063
Office: 040-2750 2742 EXT 300
Residence: 040-27761387
drbsrao@hotmail.com
296, MAYURI MARG, BEGUMPET
HYDERABAD 500 016
INDIA

Anna Hazare

2011-08-23T17:42:00.001-07:00

Anna Hazare

Please FORWARD to save ourselves

Anna Hazare says bring back the

Black Money.

Do u know what will happen if

1,456 Lac Crores comes back.

1. India Financially No.1

2. Each district will get 60000 crores & each village will get 100 Crores

3. No need to pay taxes for next 20 yrs.

4. Petrol 25 Rs, Diesel 15 Rs, Milk 8 Rs.

5. No need to pay electricity bill.

6. Indian borders will become more stronger than the China Wall.

7. 1500 Oxford like Universities can be opened.

8. 28,000 kms Rubber road (like in Paris) can be made.

9. 2,000 hospitals (with all facilities) all medicine Free.

10. 95 crore people will have their own house.

Support Anna Hazare by forwarding this message to atleast 10 Indians.

PLease take time to read it.

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10 things to know about Anna Hazare 'n Jan Lok Pal Bill.. !
1. Who is Anna Hazare?
An ex-army man. Fought 1965 Indo-Pak War

2. What's so special about him?
He built a village Ralegaon Siddhi in Ahamad Nagar district, Maharashtra

3. So what?
This village is a self-sustained model village. Energy is produced in the village itself from solar power, biofuel and wind mills.

In 1975, it used to be a poverty clad village. Now it is one of the richest village in India. It has become a model for self-sustained, eco-friendly & harmonic village.

4. Ok,...?
This guy, Anna Hazare was awarded Padma Bhushan and is a known figure for his social activities.

5. Really, what is he fighting for?
He is supporting a cause, the amendment of a law to curb corruption in India.

6. How that can be possible?
He is advocating for a Bil, The Jan Lokpal Bill (The Citizen Ombudsman Bill), that will form an autonomous authority who will make politicians (ministers), beurocrats (IAS/IPS) accountable for their deeds.
8. It's an entirely new thing right..?
In 1972, the bill was proposed by then Law minister Mr. Shanti Bhushan. Since then it has been neglected by the politicians and some are trying to change the bill to suit thier theft (corruption).

7. Oh.. He is going on a hunger strike for that whole thing of passing a Bill ! How can that be possible in such a short span of time?

The first thing he is asking for is: the government should come forward and announce that the bill is going to be passed.

Next, they make a joint committee to DRAFT the JAN LOKPAL BILL. 50% goverment participation and 50% public participation. Because you cant trust the government entirely for making such a bill which does not suit them.

8. Fine, What will happen when this bill is passed?
A LokPal will be appointed at the centre. He will have an autonomous charge, say like the Election Commission of India. In each and every state, Lokayukta will be appointed. The job is to bring all alleged party to trial in case of corruptions within 1 year. Within 2 years, the guilty will be punished. Not like, Bofors scam or Bhopal Gas Tragedy case, that has been going for last 25 years without any result.

9. Is he alone? Whoelse is there in the fight with Anna Hazare?
Baba Ramdev, Ex. IPS Kiran Bedi, Social Activist Swami Agnivesh, RTI activist Arvind Kejriwal and many more.

Prominent personalities like Aamir Khan is supporting his cause.10. Ok, got it. What can I do?
At least we can spread the message. How?

Putting status message, links, video, changing profile pics.

Good things happen only when you get involved with your commitments"

2011-07-29T21:04:00.001-07:00

"Good things happen only when you get involved with your commitments"

The Mayonnaise Jar

When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class
and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
And proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students, if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open Areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively
filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

'Now,' said the professor, as the laughter subsided,
'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things - family,
children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions –
Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.

The sand is everything else --The small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,' He continued,
there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff,
You will never have room for the things that are important to you.
So...

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play With your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

'Take care of the golf balls first --
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled.
'I'm glad you asked'.

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'

Customer is always right... !

2011-07-16T18:01:00.001-07:00

Caller:       Hi, our printer is not working

Customer Service: What is wrong with it?

Caller:      Mouse is jammed...

Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse you fool!

Caller:    Mmmmm??........Oh  really?... I will send a picture

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Moral: Customer is always right listen him thoroughly and believe what he is saying.

SUCCESS

2011-06-09T06:28:00.001-07:00

At Age 4 ...... Success is..... Not peeing in your pants

At Age 6 ...... Success is..... Finding your way home - From school

At Age 12 .... Success is... Having friends

At Age 18 .... Success is... Having a driving license

At Age 20 ..... Success is .. Having money

At Age 35 ..... Success is... Having money

At Age 45 ....Success is... Having money

At Age 55 ...... Success is... Having money

At Age 60 ....Success is.... Having money

At Age 65 ..... Success is... Keeping a driver's license

At Age 70 ....Success is... Having friends

At Age 75 ....Success is .. Finding your way home - From anywhere

At Age 80 ....Success is... Not peeing in your pants

This is life!

So enjoy the LIFE..................

How Lokpal Bill can curb the politicians

2011-06-08T22:31:00.000-07:00

For your education if you do not already know this ----

Existing System	System Proposed by civil society
No politician or senior officer ever goes to jail despite huge evidence because Anti Corruption Branch (ACB) and CBI directly come under the government. Before starting investigation or initiating prosecution in any case, they have to take permission from the same bosses, against whom the case has to be investigated.	Lokpal at centre and Lokayukta at state level will be independent bodies. ACB and CBI will be merged into these bodies. They will have power to initiate investigations and prosecution against any officer or politician without needing anyone’s permission. Investigation should be completed within 1 year and trial to get over in next 1 year. Within two years, the corrupt should go to jail.
No corrupt officer is dismissed from the jobbecause Central Vigilance Commission, which is supposed to dismiss corrupt officers, is only an advisory body. Whenever it advises government to dismiss any senior corrupt officer, its advice is never implemented.	Lokpal and Lokayukta will have complete powers to order dismissal of a corrupt officer. CVC and all departmental vigilance will be merged into Lokpal and state vigilance will be merged into Lokayukta.
No action is taken against corrupt judges because permission is required from the Chief Justice of India to even register an FIR against corrupt judges.	Lokpal & Lokayukta shall have powers to investigate and prosecute any judge without needing anyone’s permission.
Nowhere to go - People expose corruption but no action is taken on their complaints.	Lokpal & Lokayukta will have to enquire into and hear every complaint.
There is so much corruption within CBI and vigilance departments. Their functioning is so secret that it encourages corruption within these agencies.	All investigations in Lokpal & Lokayukta shall be transparent. After completion of investigation, all case records shall be open to public. Complaint against any staff of Lokpal & Lokayukta shall be enquired and punishment announced within two months.
Weak and corrupt people are appointed as headsof anti-corruption agencies.	Politicians will have absolutely no say in selections of Chairperson and members of Lokpal & Lokayukta. Selections will take place through a transparent and public participatory process.
Citizens face harassment in government offices. Sometimes they are forced to pay bribes. One can only complaint to senior officers. No action is taken on complaints because senior officers also get their cut.	Lokpal & Lokayukta will get public grievances resolved in time bound manner, impose a penalty of Rs 250 per day of delay to be deducted from the salary of guilty officer and award that amount as compensation to the aggrieved citizen.
Nothing in law to recover ill gotten wealth. A corrupt person can come out of jail and enjoy that money.	Loss caused to the government due to corruption will be recovered from all accused.
Small punishment for corruption- Punishment for corruption is minimum 6 months and maximum 7 years.	Enhanced punishment - The punishment would be minimum 5 years and maximum of life imprisonment.

How to prevent spam

2011-06-04T02:12:00.000-07:00

Spam: If you have an email address I bet you're fed up with the unsolicited mail you receive. The increase in spam has virtually relegated email as an adult only facility. Spam is a waste of our time. Many spam emails are obscene, many are offensive or insulting to one's inteligence e.g. "I have a zillion pounds that I want to put into your bank account, please fax your bank account details to me...This is not a scam, honest!".

There are two sides to preventing spam:

Stop them getting your email address: The rest of this page is about how the spammers get your email address and how to stop them from getting it.
What to do if they have got your email address. If the spammers have already got your email address I recommend that you change it to a new address - after you have read the rest of this page and taken the appropriate action to stop them getting your new address. If you can't change your email address here is an excellent and free spam filter: Spam Bayes.

Types of spam and ways to prevent it

To stop receiving spam it helps to know what kind of spam you are getting. Each type of spam requires a different method of prevention. Below are the types of spam (I am aware of) and free methods to preventing them.

Harvested address spam
What is it: This is probably the most common type of spam. The spammers use a computer system (spider or spam-bot') to check almost every website on the internet (including yours). The 'spam bot' looks at the code of every web page, it looks for the '@' symbol. When it finds an '@' it knows its found an email address. It then collects the bit either side of the '@' symbol to capture your email address and add it to the spammers database of millions of harvested addresses. From then on that address will receive lots of spam!

How to find out if your email address is published on a website: Go to Google.com and type your email address into the search box. Google can usually show if your email address is on any website. If google can find your address you can be sure the spammers have got it. Tip: Sometimes the website-page with your email address may be very long, from Google click the link that says 'Cached' and you will see the page and your email address will be highlighted.

The solution: If the spammers have harvested your email address from a website they are not going to let it go. Get a new email address and make sure your new email address is not published online. If you must publish your email address on a website get your website designer/manager to encrypt your email address so the 'spam bots' can't harvest it as they robotically and relentlessly crawl the web.
Virus Spam
What is it? This is perhaps the 2nd most common type of spam.
1. Somone else's computer (not yours) gets infected with a virus.
2. The address book on their computer has your email address.
3. The virus sends a spam to every address on the address book.
4. The virus 'spoofs' the 'from address' in the email it sends i.e. the spam does not appear to have come from the senders email address, instead it says it came from another address taken from the address book.
5. There is no point replying to the spam e.g. to say 'don't spam me' or 'your computer has a virus' - as the 'from address' is wrong, which means it will go to someone who didn't send the spam. (note this is why you might receive emails from people saying you sent a virus to them, when you know your computer is clean).
How to prevent it: You can not prevent virus spam from being sent to you. The person with the infected computer needs to use quality anti virus software to clean their computer (see preventing computer viruses). You need a good spam filter to delete this kind of spam as it arrives.
Domain name spam
What is it? If you own a domain name for a website you are probably getting domain name spam. Spammers use the whois database to obtain a list of most of the doman names in the world (ie .com, .net. org). The spammers expect most website owners to set up generic email addresses such as sales@... and info@... They simply send spam to all of the standard generic words at email every domain name in the world.
How to prevent it: Do not have a generic email address such as sales@ and info@. Instead have less usual addresses. Here is a list of all of the generric words (I am currently aware of) the spammers are using:
- info@
- mail@
- sales@
- contact@
- contacts@
- root@
- home@
- contacts@
- enquiries@
- webmaster@.

Note: do not use 'catch-all forwarding' that forwards anything@ your-domain. Block all but specific names at your domain. Your website designer should be able to help you follow these steps.

Dictionary spam
What is it? You can sometimes receive dictionary spam when you use a well known email service. The spammers know that there is going to be a janesmith@bigmail. xyz. They setup computers to spam billions of names at that mail service simply by targetting every persons name.
How to prevent it: Hopefully your email service provider has put anti spam systems in place to prevent this kind of spam. If they havn't then you may have to find a better email servide provider.
Windows Messenger Spam
Do you get pop up boxes on your screen with the words "Messenger Service" in the title bar? If so you may be getting Windows Messenger Spam. Follow this link to learn how to turn off Windows Messenger Service .
Hacked mail service spam
Some ISPs or webmail services may be hacked by spammers or the addresses may be sold to spammers. Read the small print when signing up for an email account. Look hard for that box that says 'we might give your address to a 3rd party, tick here if you do not want to recieve marketing info from other companies... '.
If you can't change your email address here is an excellent and free spam filter: Spam Bayes.

Hoax Spam

These are messages that innocent people may forward to you with some kind of hoax warning or way to make a fortune. Never respond to or forward this kind of message. They are hoaxes, see real example below. If you 'CC' (copy in) your friends and contacts you may be providing a way for spammers to harvest the email addresses of your friends/contacts. These rubbish emails sometimes end with something like: "Try it; What have you got to lose?"
What you have to lose is your privacy and credibility!

Typical example:
PLEEEEEEEEASEREAD! !!! IT WAS ON THE NEWS!!

Dear Friends, Please do not take this for a junk letter.
Bill Gates is sharing his fortune. If you ignore this you will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test. When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period. For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00, for every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, you will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a cheque. I thought this was a scam myself, but two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on, Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I received a cheque for US$24, 800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this Bill Gates is the man. It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. Try it; What have you got to lose????

More tools and tips to prevent spam

Anti spam software: There are many tools you can use that check incomming mail and try to detect which is spam and which is not. The spam emails are sent to a 'trash' folder on your pc. This is the spam filter I recommend and its free: Spam Bayes.
MailWasher.net is a free tool to check and manage your e-mails before you download them. I used to use this tool when I received a lot of spam. Its easy to use and free. The main benefit is that you can reveiew your email before downloading it, and delete the spam remotely.
Avoid CC (carbon copy) for group emails that you send out.
If you send an email (to a group of people) that might be forwarded on and on, it could get into the hands of a Spammer, who you can be sure will add the nice collection addresses to their spam address database. Instead use BCC (blind carbon copy), this means the recipients do not see the list of email addresses that your message has gone to. Also encourage others to use BCC for groups instead of CC.
Never add your friends email address to a mailing list.
You will not get a free prize and your friend will not thank you for the extra spam they receive.

Why doesn't my anti-spam software prevent all of the spam?

Much anti-spam software identifies spam by the following methods:

Blocking email from known spammer addresses.
Identifying obscene words in the email.
Identifying a form e.g. 'click here to buy this rubbish'.
Identifying certain sales/marketing words.

Many spammers use systems to do things like the following

Each individual spam email of the millions they send appears to come from a different address.
The invite to buy something is actually an image of text not real text so it can't be read by your computer. The text behind the image is random words that you don't see but look innocent to your computer.
The invite is to click a link for a website, so there is not a form on the email. The form to buy something is on the website.

DEEVENALU......

2011-05-17T22:07:00.001-07:00

Abheeshta sidhdhirasthu.
Atyantha aanukoolya daampathya sukhapraapthirasthu.

Chiranjeeva! Chiranjeeva! Sukheebhava! Sukheebhava!

Deerghaayushmaan bhava.
Deergha sumangalee bhava.

Maangalya Gowree kataaksha praapthirasthu.
Madhura vaakyaani bhava.

Noothana gruha nirmaanaadhikaarasidhdhirasthu.
Noothana gruhapravaesa samayae, sarvaegraha aanukoolyathaa phala sidhdhirasthu.
Noothana vyaapaaraabhivrudhdhirasthu.

Paramaeshwaraanugraha praapthirasthu.
Paramaeswaree anugrahaprasaadaena sukha prasavathaa sidhdhirasthu.
Puthra santhaana praapthirasthu.

Sakala vidyaabhivrudhdhirasthu.
Sampoorna aayuraarogyaabhivrudhdhirasthu.
Sarvae graha aanukoolyathaa phala sidhdhirasthu.
Seeghramaeva dhana, kanaka, vasthu, vaahana praapthirasthu.
Seeghramaeva kalyaanaadhikaara sidhdhirasthu.
Seeghramaeva paanigrahanaadhikaara sidhdhirasthu.
Seeghramaeva vidaeseeyaana, vidaesee udyoga praapthirasthu.
Seeghramaeva vivaahaadhikaara sidhdhirasthu.
Shashtipoorthi samayae, aayushyaabhivrudhdhirasthu.
Shashtipoorthi samayae, sarvaegraha aanukoolyathaaphalasidhdhirasthu.
Sowbhaagyaabhivrudhdhirasthu.
Sraavana Sukravaara Mahaalakshmee kataaksha sidhdhirasthu.
Sree gruhalakshmee kataaksha praapthirasthu.
Sree Guru krupaa praapthirasthu.
Sree Lakshmiaarayana kataaksha praapthirasthu.
Sree Lalithaa Devee anugraha kataaksha sidhdhirasthu.
Sree Mahaa Ganaadhipathi kataaksha sidhdhirasthu.
Sree Mahaa Saraswathee kataaksha sidhdhirasthu.
Sree mahaalakshmee anugraha praapthirasthu.
Sree Umaamahaeshwara anugraha praapthirasthu.
Suputhra praapthirasthu.

Unnatha vidyaa praapthirasthu.
Unnathodyoga praapthirasthu.

Vaasthu purusha sampoorna anugraha praapthirasthu.
Vratam sankalpamasthu.
Vyaapaaraeshu koti laabha praapthirasthu.

Health - Very Very Important Tips

2011-05-17T22:05:00.001-07:00

Answer the phone by LEFT ear.

Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
Do not take pills with COOL water.
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.
When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar,

do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.
Forward this to those whom you CARE about!

Good to LEARN

2011-04-22T20:54:00.000-07:00

10 things to learn from Japan:

1. THE CALM
Not a single visual of chest-beating or wild grief. Sorrow itself has been elevated.

2. THE DIGNITY
Disciplined queues for water and groceries. Not a rough word or a crude gesture.

3. THE ABILITY
The incredible architects, for instance. Buildings swayed but didn't fall.

4. THE GRACE
People bought only what they needed for the present, so everybody could get something.

5. THE ORDER
No looting in shops. No honking and no overtaking on the roads. Just understanding.

6. THE SACRIFICE
Fifty workers stayed back to pump sea water in the N-reactors. How will they ever be repaid?

7. THE TENDERNESS
Restaurants cut prices. An unguarded ATM is left alone. The strong cared for the weak.

8. THE TRAINING
The old and the children, everyone knew exactly what to do. And they did just that.

9. THE MEDIA
They showed magnificent restraint in the bulletins. No silly reporters. Only calm reportage.

10. THE CONSCIENCE
When the power went off in a store, people put things back on the shelves and left quietly.

Life is a precious gift of god

2011-04-22T20:43:00.001-07:00

"Life is a precious gift of god. Always make the most of it. Whatever long-term goals you have, start pursuing them today. What do we have to lose? Try to see the beauty of the world around you every time you step outside. Try to smell the sweet fragrance that the moving wind brings. Try to hear the soft sounds that mother nature bears. For this is life, the ultimate love. Make the most out of your life. Love…Laugh…Live…Who knows what tomorrow has in store?"

MIRACLE DRINK

2011-04-20T17:25:00.000-07:00

Miracle Drink : Carrot, Beet Root and Apple

This MIRACLE DRINK has been circulating for a long time long ago. It is worth your while to take note. There is a celebrity Mr. Seto who swears by it. He wants to make it public to draw the attention of people who have cancers. This is a drink that can protect bad cells forming in your body or it will restrain its growth! Mr. Seto had lung cancer. He was recommended to take this drink by a famous Herbalist from China . He has taken this drink diligently for 3 months and now his health is restored, and he is ready to take a pleasure trip. Thanks to this drink! It does not hurt for you to try.

It is like a Miracle Drink! It is simple.
You need one beet root, one carrot and one apple that combine together to make the JUICE !

Wash the above, cut with the skin on into pieces and put them into the juicer and immediately you drink the juice. You can add some lime or lemon for more refreshing taste.

This Miracle Drink will be effective for the following ailments:

1. Prevent cancer cells to develop. It will restrain cancer cells to grow.
2. Prevent liver, kidney, pancreas disease and it can cure ulcer as well.
3. Strengthen the lung, prevent heart attack and high blood pressure.
4. Strengthen the immune system
5. Good for the eyesight, eliminate red and tired eyes or dry eyes
6. Help to eliminate pain from physical training, muscle ache
7. Detoxify, assist bowel movement, eliminate constipation. Therefore it will make skin healthy & LOOK more radiant. It is God sent for acne problem.
8. Improve bad breath due to indigestion, throat infection,
9. Lessen menstrual pain
10. Assist Hay Fever Sufferer from Hay Fever attack.

There is absolutely no side effect. Highly nutritious and easily absorbs! Very effective if you need to loose weight. You will notice your immune system will be improved after 2 week routine. Please make sure to drink immediately from the juicer for best effect.

WHEN TO DRINK IT;

DRINK IT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING WITH THE EMPTY STOMACH! AFTER ONE HOUR YOU CAN EAT BREAKFAST. FOR FAST RESULTS DRINK 2 TIMES A DAY, IN THE MORNING AND BEFORE 5 P.M.

Year of Money - 2011

2011-04-13T23:17:00.000-07:00

2011 is the year of Money

Good Luck Everyone!!

There are several unusual things about the year 2011, and they happen in every 823 Years. According to Chinese Feng Shui, these particular years are known as Moneybags.

1. In 2011 we have experienced and are going to experience four unusual dates:

1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11.

2. Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born. Then add the age you will be this year. The result will be 111 for everyone.

(For example - Harry was born in 1957, and 57 + 54 = 111 )

3. In October 2011, there will be 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays and 5 Saturdays.
This happens only every 823 years.

These particular years are known as 'Moneybags'. If you send this message to eight

Good friends, money will appear in the next four days as is explained in Chinese feng-shui.

Those who don't continue the chain won't receive any money. It’s a mystery, but worth a try. Good luck.

Best of Luck to all…

A chat with Dr.Devi Shetty, Narayana Hrudayalaya (Heart Specialist)

2011-04-11T23:04:00.000-07:00

A chat with Dr.Devi Shetty, Narayana Hrudayalaya (Heart Specialist)

Bangalore was arranged by WIPRO for its employees

The transcript of the chat is given below. Useful for everyone.

Qn: What are the thumb rules for a layman to take care of his heart?

Ans:

1. Diet - Less of carbohydrate, more of protein, less oil
2.. Exercise - Half an hour's walk, at least five days a week;

avoid lifts and avoid sitting for a longtime
3. Quit smoking
4. Control weight
5. Control blood pressure and sugar

Qn: Is eating non-veg food (fish) good for the heart?

Ans: No

Qn: It's still a grave shock to hear that some apparently healthy person
gets a cardiac arrest. How do we understand it in perspective?

Ans: This is called silent attack; that is why we recommend everyone

past the age of 30 to undergo routine health checkups.

Qn: Are heart diseases hereditary?

Ans: Yes

Qn: What are the ways in which the heart is stressed?

What practices do you suggest to de-stress?

Ans: Change your attitude towards life. Do not look for

perfection in everything in life.

Qn: Is walking better than jogging or is more intensive

exercise required to keep a healthy heart?

Ans: Walking is better than jogging since jogging leads

to early fatigue and injury to joints

Qn: You have done so much for the poor and needy.

What has inspired you to do so?

Ans: Mother Theresa , who was my patient

Qn: Can people with low blood pressure suffer heart diseases?

Ans: Extremely rare

Qn: Does cholesterol accumulates right from an early age
(I'm currently only 22) or do you have to worry about it only after

you are above 30 years of age?

Ans: Cholesterol accumulates from childhood.

Qn: How do irregular eating habits affect the heart ?

Ans: You tend to eat junk food when the habits are irregular and

your body's enzyme release for digestion gets confused.

Qn: How can I control cholesterol content without using medicines?

Ans: Control diet, walk and eat walnut.

Qn: Can yoga prevent heart ailments?

Ans: Yoga helps.

Qn: Which is the best and worst food for the heart?

Ans: Fruits and vegetables are the best and the worst is oil.

Qn: Which oil is better - groundnut, sunflower, olive?

Ans: All oils are bad .

Qn: What is the routine checkup one should go through?

Is there any specific test?

Ans: Routine blood test to ensure sugar, cholesterol is ok. Check BP,

Treadmill test after an echo.

Qn: What are the first aid steps to be taken on a heart attack?

Ans: Help the person into a sleeping position , place an aspirin tablet

under the tongue with a sorbitrate tablet if available, and rush him to

a coronary care unit since the maximum casualty takes place within

the first hour.

Qn: How do you differentiate between pain caused by a heart attack and

that caused due to gastric trouble?

Ans: Extremely difficult without ECG.

Qn: What is the main cause of a steep increase in heart problems amongst

youngsters? I see people of about 30-40 yrs of age having heart attacks and

serious heart problems.

Ans: Increased awareness has increased incidents. Also, sedentary lifestyles,

smoking, junk food, lack of exercise in a country where people are genetically

three times more vulnerable for heart attacks than Europeans and Americans.

Qn: Is it possible for a person to have BP outside the normal range of 120/80

and yet be perfectly healthy?

Ans: Yes.

Qn: Marriages within close relatives can lead to heart problems

for the child. Is it true?

Ans : Yes, co-sanguinity leads to congenital abnormalities and

you may not have a software engineer as a child

Qn: Many of us have an irregular daily routine and many a times we

have to stay late nights in office. Does this affect our heart ?

What precautions would you recommend?

Ans : When you are young, nature protects you against all these

irregularities. However, as you grow older, respect the biological clock.

Qn: Will taking anti-hypertensive drugs cause some other complications

(short / long term)?

Ans : Yes, most drugs have some side effects. However, modern

anti-hypertensive drugs are extremely safe.

Qn: Will consuming more coffee/tea lead to heart attacks?

Ans : No.

Qn: Are asthma patients more prone to heart disease?

Ans : No.

Qn: How would you define junk food?

Ans : Fried food like Kentucky , McDonalds , samosas,

and even masala dosas..

Qn: You mentioned that Indians are three times more vulnerable.

What is the reason for this, as Europeans and Americans also

eat a lot of junk food?

Ans: Every race is vulnerable to some disease and unfortunately,

Indians are vulnerable for the most expensive disease.

Qn: Does consuming bananas help reduce hypertension?

Ans : No.

Qn: Can a person help himself during a heart attack

(Because we see a lot of forwarded emails on this)?

Ans : Yes. Lie down comfortably and put an aspirin tablet

of any description under the tongue and ask someone to

take you to the nearest coronary care unit without any delay

and do not wait for the ambulance since most of the time,

the ambulance does not turn up.

Qn: Do, in any way, low white blood cells and low hemoglobin

count lead to heart problems?

Ans : No. But it is ideal to have normal hemoglobin level to increase

your exercise capacity.

Qn: Sometimes, due to the hectic schedule we are not able to exercise.

So, does walking while doing daily chores at home or climbing the stairs

in the house, work as a substitute for exercise?

Ans : Certainly. Avoid sitting continuously for more than half an hour

and even the act of getting out of the chair and going to another chair

and sitting helps a lot..

Qn: Is there a relation between heart problems and blood sugar?

Ans: Yes. A strong relationship since diabetics are more vulnerable

to heart attacks than non-diabetics.

Qn: What are the things one needs to take care of after a heart operation?

Ans : Diet, exercise, drugs on time , Control cholesterol, BP, weight..

Qn: Are people working on night shifts more vulnerable to heart disease

when compared to day shift workers?

Ans : No.

Qn: What are the modern anti-hypertensive drugs?

Ans : There are hundreds of drugs and your doctor will chose the right

combination for your problem, but my suggestion is to avoid the drugs

and go for natural ways of controlling blood pressure by walk, diet to
reduce weight and changing attitudes towards lifestyles.

Qn: Does dispirin or similar headache pills increase the risk of heart attacks?

Ans : No.

Qn: Why is the rate of heart attacks more in men than in women?

Ans : Nature protects women till the age of 45.

Qn: How can one keep the heart in a good condition?

Ans : Eat a healthy diet, avoid junk food, exercise everyday, do not smoke

and, go for health checkup s if you are past the age of 30

(once in six months recommended) ...

“The Purpose of Education is to make men aware of What Was and What Is;

To Incite them to Probe into What May be. It seeks to teach them to Understand,

to Evaluate and to Communicate”

TAX ... TAX ... TAX ... TAX

2011-04-11T22:15:00.000-07:00

1) Qus.: What are you doing?

Ans.: Business.

Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX

2) Qus.: What are you doing in Business?

Ans.: Selling the Goods.

Tax : PAY SALES TAX

3) Qus.: From where are you getting Goods?

Ans.: From other State/Abroad

Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI

4) Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods?

Ans.: Profit.

Tax : PAY INCOME TAX

5) Qus.: How do you distribute profit ?

Ans : By way of dividend

Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX

6) Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?

Ans.: Factory.

Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY

8) Qus.: Do you have Staff?

Ans.: Yes

Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX

9) Qus.: Doing business in Millions?

Ans.: Yes

Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX ?

Ans : No

Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax

10) Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?

Ans.: Yes, for Salary.

Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX

11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?

Ans.: Hotel

Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX

12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?

Ans.: Yes

Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX

13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?

Ans.: Yes

Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX

14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?

Ans.: Gift on birthday.

Tax : PAY GIFT TAX

15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?

Ans.: Yes

Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX

16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?

Ans.: Cinema or Resort.

Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX

17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?

Ans.: Yes

Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE

18) Qus.: How you Travel?

Ans.: Bus

Tax : PAY SURCHARGE

19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?

Ans.: Yes

Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL

& SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?

Ans.: Yes

Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY

21) INDIAN : Can I die now??

Ans : No, wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX

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2) Petrol Price in INDIA

Pakistan

Rs. 26

Bangladesh

Rs. 22

Cuba

Rs. 19

Nepal

Rs. 34

Burma

Rs. 30

Afghanistan

Rs. 36

INDIA

Rs. 63.40

3) BASIC COST PER 1 LITRE 16.50

Centre tax 11.80%

Excise duty 9.75%

Vat cess 4%

State tax 8 %

Total Rs. 50.05

Now extra 13.35 Rs, PER 1 LITRE

What a Great job from Govt. of India …

Pass this messages to ALL INDIANS…………………

Very useful.. forward to all..!!

2011-03-09T02:30:00.000-08:00

1. If you see children Begging anywhere in INDIA , please contact:
"RED SOCIETY" at 9940217816. They will help the children for their studies.

2.Where you can search for any BLOOD GROUP, you will get thousand's of donor address.www.friendstosupport.org

3. Engineering Students can register inwww.campuscouncil.com to attend Off Campus for 40 Companies.

4. Free Education and Free hostel for Handicapped/Physically Challenged children.
Contact:- 9842062501 & 9894067506.

5. If anyone met with fire accident or people born with problems in their ear, nose and mouth can get free PLASTIC SURGERY done by Kodaikanal PASAM Hospital . From 23rd March to 4th April by German Doctors.
Everything is free. Contact : 045420-240668,245732
"Helping Hands are Better than Praying Lips"

6. If you find any important documents like Driving license, Ration card, Passport, Bank Pass Book, etc., missed by someone, simply put them into any near by Post Boxes. They will automatically reach the owner and Fine will be collected from them.

7. By the next 10 months, our earth will become 4 degrees hotter than what it is now. Our Himalayan glaciers are melting at rapid rate. So let all of us lend our hands to fight GLOBAL WARMING.
-Plant more Trees.
-Don't waste Water & Electricity.
-Don't use or burn Plastics

8. It costs 38 Trillion dollars to create OXYGEN for 6 months for all Human beings on earth.
"TREES DO IT FOR FREE"
"Respect them and Save them"

9. Special phone number for Eye bank and Eye donation: 04428281919 and 04428271616 (Sankara Nethralaya Eye Bank). For More information about how to donate eyes plz visit these sites. http://ruraleye.org/

10. Heart Surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yr) Sri Valli Baba Institute Banglore. 10.
Contact : 9916737471

11. Medicine for Blood Cancer!!!!
'Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free of cost at "Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai". Create Awareness. It might help someone.
Cancer Institute in Adyar, Chennai
Category: Cancer
Address:
East Canal Bank Road , Gandhi Nagar
Adyar
Chennai -600020
Landmark: Near Michael School
Phone: 044-24910754 044-24910754 , 044-24911526 044-24911526 , 044-22350241 044-22350241

12. Please CHECK WASTAGE OF FOOD
If you have a function/party at your home in India and food gets wasted, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India ) - Its not a Joke, This is the number of Child helpline.
They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children.
AND LETS TRY TO HELP INDIA BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN
Please Save Our Mother Nature for
"OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS"
Please forward the information to UR friends........
Let it reach the 110 Crores Indians and the remaining if any.

Thelusuko ..... తెలుసుకో......

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Customer is always right... !

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Harvested address spam

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More tools and tips to prevent spam

Why doesn't my anti-spam software prevent all of the spam?

DEEVENALU......

Health - Very Very Important Tips

Good to LEARN

Life is a precious gift of god

MIRACLE DRINK

Year of Money - 2011

A chat with Dr.Devi Shetty, Narayana Hrudayalaya (Heart Specialist)

TAX ... TAX ... TAX ... TAX

Very useful.. forward to all..!!